Offbeat! This Friday! Fun! Free! Apocalyptically Awesome!

Friends! Acquaintances! Strangers! Portlanders!

Have you ever woken up on the third Saturday of the month and thought, “Oh shoot! I missed that fun Offbeat show… oh well, it’s not like it’s the end of the world…”

This month, it actually might be! And if, in fact, the Mayan gods do rise up to reclaim this dimension of existence, wouldn’t you like to spend your last pre-Mayan god supervised evening enjoying some delightfully off-kilter awesomeness and badass belly dance?

In that case, you’re in luck!

Yes, dear souls! It’s time for Offbeat Belly Dance!

Join us this month for our spine tingling serpentine spectacular, holding court deep within the labyrinthine confines of the beloved, venerable, and charming Blue Monk.

This month we have thrilling returning champions, the four horsemen of Offbeat:

Zighala Zurah!
And Karissa!

We will be amazed by performances from our illustrious Offbeat friends – nay good folk – Offbeat family:

The dazzling, delightful, and always thrilling:


Fabulous hostess, creative, feisty, fantastic dancer, and rowdy advocate of the belly dance community:

Samira Alemana!

And an extra special treat – a fabulous performance by:

Deviant Duet, aka the amazing and talented Sheila Rae and Grace Constantine!

AND! We are so excited to end the world with a marvelous beginning… yes, we are proud to present the Offbeat debut of:

Emily Sitara!

Truly, a lineup to be reckoned with!

As always, the show is early (7ish to 9 or so)!

As always, there shall tasty food and fortifying libations aplenty!

As always, the show will be completely awesome (Seriously. See the above lineup and copious use of exclamation points – totally warranted and actually quite conservative, I assure you.)!

As always, the show is FREEEEE (Such a deal!)!

And as always, gentle Portlander, the show would not be the same without you! Please join us for a magical night of awesomeness and belly dancing and amazement and also possibly the triumphant return of the Mayan gods or the end of the world or maybe the calendar just flips over – I rarely read up too much on doomsday theories so I profess a degree of ignorance around this whole thing, but hey, whatever the case, it’s a great excuse to party, am I right? Woooo! See you there!

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