Gadzooks! Land A’Goshen! Is it that time again?
Yes, Zesty Portlanders! The Power of Red Panda compels you to gather yet again in the charming yet mysterious confines of the Blue Monk’s underground jazz club/belly dancer bunker. Come get some fine, fabulous, free Offbeat Belly Dance action!
As always, the show is early! (7ish to 9 or so!)
As always the show is AWESOME! (Seriously! Dig that lineup!)
And as always, the show is FREEEE! Come on down, grab a tasty beverage and/or some delicious nomz, and have your very mind unhinged by the sparkling charismatic wonder of our merry little crew of dance ninjas.
We have an amazing lineup this month, featuring:
The sunny, sensational, and saucy – VEE!
The dazzling, dextrous, and dashing – JASMINE!
The wonderful, winsome, and wildly awesome – KALILAH!
The tiny, the talented, the all around terrific – LANA!
The fiercely fun fusion of – MANDALA!
The gorgeous, the glamorous, the gifted – GWEN!
The incisive, inspiring, and illustrious – ELISE! (Remember that supercrazy awesome Jamballah event? Yeah. She was one of the masterminds behind all that. Also I believe she was on one of their posters lookin’ all cool and stuff. Oh and Belly Dance Uncorked? Yeah that’s her too. Come see her in action!)
And of course the chipper, loquacious, and exhausted from all the awesomely alliterative advertising above – KARISSA!
Do join us, Sassy Portlandian! The show will be a true delight, and do you know what will make it even better? You. Yes you. I’m talkin’ to you. Ain’t nobody else in here, so I guess I must be talking to you…
Join us!
Bring your friends!
Bring relatives visiting town who you’re all like “Gah. Awkwardsauce. How do I chat up this relative? I know – we’ll go to a rad show on Friday and then we can talk about it all weekend. Sweet! I am as genius as I am good looking…”
Viva Offbeat! Wooo!
Hugz,
Karissa
Ringleader, Offbeat Belly Dance
