Ye gods! Good people of Portland! It’s time! Yes! Time, once more for everyone’s favorite evening of off kilter awesomeness, Offbeat Belly Dance!
That’s right, this Friday at the Blue Monk, we will bring you our very best in weird and wonderful belly dance.
This month features some of our favorite returning champions! Dear ones, you shall…
Thrill to the ethereal charms of Zighala Zurah!
Be dazzled by the dynamic Vee!
Exult in the triumphant, sparkly return of Jasmine!
We will also feature instructor, performer, hostess extraordinaire, and treasured friend of Offbeat – Shallah, of The Rhythm Keepers Night of Belly Dance at Marino’s!
We also have the long awaited, much anticipated return of…
The captivating Jen Samson, of Belly Dance Uncorked and Narcissa Productions!
And we have two – Two! – debuts – Debuts! Yahoo! Kazoo! I like rhyming! But I digress…
Surrender to the serpentine stylings of Sundari!
Be captivated by the alluringly awesome Bianca!
And of course, the stalwart and loquacious Karissa!
Do join us! So exciting! What shall the drink special be? Will the sound equipment work? Will the show be completely awesome? Noble Portlander, the last question I can answer with a certainty – yes, yes the show will awesome your face off, but only if you join us. If you don’t join us then the show will have to awesome other people’s faces off, and that’s fun too but we’d miss you!
As always, the show is FREEEEEEE! (so much entertainment! all for $0!)
As always, the show is early! (7 to 9!)
And as always, the show shall be fabulous! (fun times will be had by all! all, I tell you!)
Do join us, good folk, for good timing, club rocking, genre defying belly dance. Start your evening off right with our own special brand of off-kilter awesomeness! Woooo!
Hugz and lovez and word to yer momz,
Karissa
Ringleader, Offbeat Belly Dance
