Avast, noble Portlanders! Take heart! Offbeat Belly Dance is storming the basement of the Blue Monk once again, this Friday!
And I know, I know, I know – I am lamesauce. I tarried and I tarried and I got this invite out far later than is civilized. Forgive me, good citizens, for my momentary lapse back to my lackadaisical promoter ways! Fortunately, a pack of concerned red pandas were kind enough to remind me of my duties as your humble guide through AwesomeTown.
And truly – this month! Oh lordy, good folk. This month we can haz a fabulous lineup. You simply must join us, to partake of the awesomeness of….
Vee the Magnificent!
Adeylah the Shiny!
Ziggy the Conqueror!
Jasmine the Transcendent!
Karissa the Loquacious!
We are also thrilled and amazed to bring you the Offbeat debuts of…
Elise the Elegant! (Yes! The hostess of the always fantastic Belly Dance Uncorked!)
Veena the Vivacious! (Purveyor of awesomeness and arcane marvels! Woo!)
As always, the show is FREEEEE!
As always, the show will be AWESOME!
And as always, dear heart, it will not be nearly as spectacular without YOOOOOO!
Join us! Bring your friends! Bring acquaintances you would like to get to know better and who you feel would be charmed by our little serpentine spectacular snuggled deep within the labyrinthine depths of the Monk!
Start your weekend off right with our own special brand of off-kilter awesomeness and wonderfully weird belly dance!
Viva Offbeat!
Hugz,
Karissa
Ringleader, Offbeat Belly Dance


